20% of the population, and 90% of the Final Four.Įver see a list of the richest black people in the country? Oprah's on there. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.īlack people dominate sports in the United States. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a f**king lactose intolerance?! Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to s**t. We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. The boat ride's so long, there are still slaves on their way here. The only thing I know about Africa is that it's far, far away. People are starving all over the world, what do you mean, "Red meat will kill you"? Don't eat no red meat? No, don't eat no green meat! If you're one of the chosen few people in the world lucky enough to get your hands on a steak, bite the s**t out of it! If they really want you to pay it, then they'll come and tap on your window." Her whole philosphy of life was: if you die owing money, then you've won. "If they ain't cutting it off, I ain't paying." She would say, "The first bill is a suggestion. Go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are namedBush, Dick, andColon. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. They've already dialed 9-1- and are just waiting for me to do something wrong.
#CHRIS ROCK I THINK LOVE MY WIFE WINDOWS#
If I look up into the windows of the apartments I pass, I can see old ladies on the phone. I can walk down any street in America and women will clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their mace, lock their car doors.
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